Alabama scorcher

The act of putting spicy pickle juice on your penis and getting a blow job

I gave that b***ch an Alabama scorcher!

by Hickdoodle69 June 1, 2019

ALABAMA ALLEY DOCK

Backing up on wife's strapon while she wears your trucker hat.

He couldn't come out with the boys because he was getting Alabama alley docked by her all night at home.

by Bg71112 January 2, 2022

freaky alabama monkey

two little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off k i s s i n g

freaky alabama monkey is a nigget

by the one and only monkey April 19, 2023

Alabama Coin Toss

A sexual act where you flip a coin and each time it’s heads you add a bodily fluid. Toss as many times as you like

“Dude we got seven heads in a row doing the Alabama coin toss.”

by The Local Loser August 12, 2025

Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.

“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”

by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020

Alabama Snowstorm

When you cum inside of a girls anus and she farts it back into your face.

I was fucking Becky last night in the barn and she gave me an Alabama snowstorm, I was washing my face for hours!

by Schmeaty661 December 19, 2023

Alabama Christmas Ornament

A slur that references African Americans hanging from a tree; commonly used in a derogatory term.

If you don’t quit stealing, I’m going to turn you into an Alabama Christmas ornament

by Thewordydude September 9, 2025