child

you son of a b tch you were once a child too 😡

This disgusting child should get cut up into pieces.
no you b tch to u were once a child

Nooooo

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 23, 2025

Child Crasher

The opposite of a Baby Boomer, i.e. Gen Z. Usually the butt of the joke/punching bag for said Boomers to look down on. Whereas Boomers are characterised by living during a time of postwar prosperity, churning out thousands of kids per millisecond, Crashers cannot afford bills, kids, a life, mainly because the job market no longer exists and people need a job to survive.

Baby Boomer: Y'all Gen Z are so lazy, back in my day I walked into a random office, shook the CEOs hand, and got a job right then and there, and I was only 19 back then with five kids. Y'all are so entitled and think...
Child Crasher: *stares in 5000+ job applications and 0 replies*

by WordWorld September 29, 2025

Samantha/star child

The absolute most down to earth most sharp , cunning, intellectual stunningly beautiful lady to grace this measly universe with her presence her aura is far too aged and big for this small place yet she so graceful and n modest you wouldn’t know it if ur lucky to interact with this individual she will have dark hair dark eyes n stunning beauty that has no comparison n is the funniest n smartest ever and she always has her other half known to be Anjie anywhere she goes in life their bond is unrefuttable and un breakable

Noun person a goddess thru n thru bombshell ten out of ten watch out
Ex; wish all girls could be a Samantha/star child

by Pdxvixen October 8, 2025

Child Lottery

two or more friends ejaculate in a cup, mix it up. And fertilize their wives, wait 9 months to find whose son is whose.

Haha! Jimmy was a part of a child lottery. Weirdo!

by DontStealMyMeme November 19, 2025

Chip Dipper Child

1. A kid who basically existed as “the household convenience tool” the one whose parents had them not out of love, but out of an unspoken desire for free labor, emotional support, errands, chores, and everything short of filing taxes.
2. Metaphorical Origin: The term comes from a baby’s soft spot on their head being used as a dip bowl to represent parents who use their kids for convenience.

“Bro I grew up a full-blown chip dipper child. I was doing dishes at five and raising my siblings at eight.”

by TraumaTortilla November 20, 2025

brodie child sniffer

Did you see that kid sniffer watching our kids?

brodie child sniffer creepy

by mrs tosser November 28, 2025

Child Man

The reverse of a man child. When someone sees a man child they say that person needs to grow up.

A child man possesses immature traits and is grown up. But everyone they know sees them as mature, even though their immaturity affects the most important adult parts in their lives. Everyone either ignores the immaturity and/or justifies it. The person just looks foolish.

What a child man Tom is. His wife wanted to have a baby, he said he couldn’t believe she wanted to do that.

His parents told her that she should know that he couldn’t handle her being pregnant and babies freak him out.

by Nightsword5 December 4, 2025