When your down in the dumps and nothings going right, just make and The Uncle Larry and everything will be alright!
by The Uncle Larry August 9, 2015
Get the The Uncle Larrymug. 
by chicken likka September 27, 2023
Get the Uncle Colonmug. Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.
by scrappington2 April 4, 2016
Get the Uncle Spankymug. A Friend who pays child support works a lot has a child with an ex wife that sleeps around with other men and goes on weird spur of the moment trips with his brother Joe
by Jmj0313 January 26, 2024
Get the Uncle Ronniemug. ‘Uncle James played nothing else matters at the Concert last night, I wonder if he’s going to play master of puppets during his next show!’
by UncleJamesBestFriend April 23, 2019
Get the Uncle Jamesmug. That one family member who is known to everyone else as retarded. While this may be the case, he prefers to be called shortbus instead of retard so that he thinks he is equal to everyone else. It also reminds him of his friends who ride the shortbus with him to the adult night school, at which he learns his alphabet. He likes to be called Uncle after not being one to anybody since he is an only child.
"Hey John, have you seen Uncle Shortbus lately?"
"I've got no idea of where he was last."
"Me will go down steps when me done changing my diaper like a big boy."
"Great job Shortbus, you changed your diaper, but you still smell like the turds were stuffed inside of your shoes."
"Sorry"
"It's okay, for now I guess."
"I've got no idea of where he was last."
"Me will go down steps when me done changing my diaper like a big boy."
"Great job Shortbus, you changed your diaper, but you still smell like the turds were stuffed inside of your shoes."
"Sorry"
"It's okay, for now I guess."
by Uncle Shortbus January 22, 2019
Get the Uncle Shortbusmug.