Toast eaters

The best squad ever created! This squad is really goofy and fun and gets into trouble sometimes.

Oh my gosh the toast eaters are so goofy!

by Realdumbogirly November 2, 2019

Toast

The period that occurs before the roasting of an individual, to prepare someone to be roasted.

“We’re about to go toast Mike before roasting him for what he did yesterday at the party!”

“if Michael Scott was toasted before roasted, he would’ve accepted the roasting more gracefully.”

by serenityadams December 13, 2019

Toast

Toast is a slang word for dead. Early etymology word comes from the late 2010’s from a small group of mongs.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Jade Goody?
Guy 2: Yeah she’s toast

by domyringpiece January 2, 2020

Toast

Fuck you all, this is my army and together I shall take them and dominate the world, where all of you degenerates will be fucking dead because I'm dominating the world, so Fuck you. Also, stop eating my people like you're from Attack on Titan you giant ass naked freaks.

The Toast army shall rise and take over the fucking world you degenerates.

by Toastaypartay the 78th March 1, 2020

Toasted

Getting high off your ass. With weed. Just weed. Not alcohol. It’s not a regional thing.

Emily: Toasted means getting drunk.

Everyone: no. It means getting high off your ass. Trust me it’s a peer reviewed definition on UD.

by J_C_W March 7, 2020

Toaster

an incubator providing a controlled environment for the care and protection of premature or unusually small babies.

“Hey, congratulations, I heard your baby got out of the toaster yesterday”

by Namedtoby March 10, 2020

Toast

A magical food that when you put bread in a toaster it becomes toast and is no longer bread

Person:hey Nate you wanna go get food

Nate: no thanks I would sit in a closet witting music and eating this magical good called toast

by Lonleychild March 14, 2020