Dog Noodle

When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.

I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018

Clutch Dog

A person who is known for coming in clutch, or a person who has come in clutch in the current situation.

Damn yo, thanks for sending me that homework last minute. You a clutch dog, homey.

by Sir Benis Bepidus March 13, 2018

potato dog

The cutest thing one can imagine

You are such a potato dog 😍

by Doggoo February 21, 2017

choke dog

When you're performing doggy style and you put her in a headlock. Then you continue to smash while she's unconscious and take her to pound town.

"Hey have you tried choke dog yet? "
"Yeah dude it worked so well she couldn't remember a thing"

by Neucrotic January 27, 2017

Swedish Dog

The Swedish Dog is an oral sexual act, in which the participant with an uncircumsised Penis (or other form of genitalia) puts a snus in their foreskin and has the person giving them oral sex put the snus under their lip using only their mouth.

Q1: Man, i got mad swedish dog from this girl the other day.
Q2: I got some swedish dog from a guy last week.

by MadGiggel November 18, 2021

shanked as a dog

when you are you high that you look like your friends dead dog. that jimmy "accidentally" shanked last week .

i am as shanked as a dog as right now guys. Me say "so you are 6 feet under"

by Nick’s terms September 11, 2021

Rocco Dog

A long and thick hotdog covered in a ridiculous amount of onions. The downer of this meat noodle can use whatever preferred condiment they choose.

Craig got the last Rocco Dog at lunch today. All they have left are onions and buns.

by Linus Choader September 13, 2021