Texas Abortion

When a pregnant lady is cut open, before having her womb and uterus gouged out with a shovel.

Woman: "I don't want this child inside me anymore, could you give me a Texas Abortion?"
Man: "Let me get my shovel..."

by AncientOfDays December 16, 2008

Texas

State connected to mexico in the United States.

Only steers and queers come from texas. I don't see any horns on you so you must be a queer boy!

by the_anonymous_one_rules August 3, 2010

Texas Tanning Oil

When you shit on a female subject and rub it all over her body, have sex with her, and send her tanning.

That hoe complaining about not having any tanning oil so i gave her some Texas Tanning Oil.

by draXSHOCKEY January 15, 2008

Texas faced sports cunt

One who insists on driving an early model red sports car with Texas plates. Can usually be found warming up the engine by over revving before 9 am on Sunday mornings.

"What's that noise honey?"
"Go back to sleep dear, It's only the Texas faced sports cunt from upstairs"

by Teddy Hancock August 4, 2008

Texas Loosey

a texas loosey consists of blowing your load on a girl's face, then breaking a glass over the top of her head.

Man, that girl slapped the drink outta my hand an the bar today, breaking the glass on the floor!! Dont worry, though, i took her home and busted a Texas Loosey on her that night.

by Jplotstein August 22, 2008

Texas Pinning

A common occurrence at bear events (events for the husky, hairy gay man).

First you get sucked half hard by another attendee. Then that person guesses how far down your leg your cock will go and pins his club pin or some other pin to that spot. This is supposed to irritate the head and cause a wet spot on the pants.

Often an initiation for first time attendees

Bear: hey, did you hear what happened to Jim at TBRU?
Cub: Yeah, he got a Texas pinning the first night!

by Apprehensive Bear February 12, 2010

texas earball

The men raps his penis around the girls ear and sticks th.penis in the ear leaving a chunky white substance in the ear

Me and my girl were.feeling good so I gave her a texas earball

by CrazyRhino July 15, 2017