face wheelie

The act of gurning as a result of taking good ecstacy tabs

He was off his fooking wheIlies on ecstacy, pulling a face wheelie like he was trying to chew his forehead with his bottom teeth.

by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 30, 2014

diddler face

The characteristic of an individual whose face and general appearance leads others to surmise he or she is a pedophile and may perform unlawful sexual acts on children, especially very young children.

Did you hear the news about Jared Fogle , the Subway guy?
I can't believe he was arrested for kiddie porn!
I don't know why you're surprised, he has a major case of diddler face.

by The Dude Imbibes February 23, 2017

Cookout Faced

A term referring to the experience after drinking large quantities of Cookout Burger's milkshakes in one sitting.

This is term is mostly used by people who don't drink alcohol. It's their equivalent of getting sh*t faced.

Customer: "Hey I would like to get a strawberry cheesecake milkshake, a banana pudding milkshake, and a peanut butter milkshake."

Cashier: "Are you asking for those separately or mixed together?"

Customer: "Separately"

Cashier: "Oh, I see, you going to bring some for your friends?"

Customer: "Nah, I'm about to get cookout faced after drinking these."

by Welcomematt June 17, 2013

shard face

When someone has a strange look on their face when they snort meth and have half of it on their lips...

Oh man look at Ian he has a serious shard face.

by Shard-o-beef December 5, 2010

face-palming

Checking Facebook from your smart phone. Used derogatorily to describe people doing this (rudely) in a social situation.

I tried going out with my friend for drinks, but she kept face-palming instead of talking to me.

by Piper Bloke July 7, 2016

Do the face

Sometimes when sleeping you may experience a moment of intense sadness and have it manifest in sobbing. You may ask your partner to do the face so that you can better understand the moment in question. This can help you find a moment of catharsis that would better help you overcome whatever past trauma you may have been reliving.

Babe, I was crying in my sleep last night? Can you do the face?

by Guillermo Maximiliano July 12, 2021

Your face

The God of all comebacks, there is no better way to retort against an insulting comment because you will always win. No one knows who created "your face" some say it was either Chuck Norris or Jesus but whoever it was deserves a pat on the back because they are truly badass. Also, the ultimate way to respond to a "your mom" joke, because they can only reply with "your mom's face" and end up sounding stupid

Scenario 1:
Friend 1: it's time for a diss battle
Friend 2: it's your face's time for a diss battle
Friend 3: OOOOHHHH we got a winner!!!
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yeah, I just looked at the yearbook and you are uuuuugly!
Friend 2: your face is ugly
Friend 1: DAMMIT!!
Scenario 3:
Friend 1: that is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: your mom is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 1: well YOUR FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: well your MOM'S FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 3: no man, just no

by Mr.Potatoface January 3, 2014