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surprise lip tickle

When a female(s) recieve a surprise tickling of their vaginal lip(s)
Oh I can't believe I got a surprise lip tickle last night!
by Baker7890 September 7, 2016
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surprise rock

A rock (commonly a red brick) used in combat theaters to initiate a sexual act, typically to coerce an unexpecting participant; accomplished by hitting another in the head and yelling, "surprise!"
SPC Brown kept the surprise rock for a week, Smith's butt will never be the same.
by Brewing logic November 20, 2016
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Surprise Pirate

When a man is plowing a woman from behind and is about to ejaculate, he spits on her back to have the woman believe he has finished. When the woman turns around the man dumps his backed up load into her eye followed by a kick to her shin so she hops around with her hand on her eye and screams "ARGH!!".
Ian: I dont think ill be talking to Sarah anymore Bill.

Bill: Why not bro?
Ian: Last night i hit her with the Surprise Pirate. She hopped out the fucking window

Bill: SAV!!!!
by ThatDudeGuyMan December 15, 2016
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Surprise Pudding

When you're doing anal with your girl and she shits on your dick without warning.
Last night I have my bf some surprise pudding. I don't think he liked it.
by Thatwhiteguy15 February 18, 2017
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Surprise Bush

An act or display of shaving only the front area of the female's nether regions. This leaves her partner with a pleasant bush as a surprise.
Damn she was hot, but when I spread her legs I got a surprise bush
by TheBushwackers June 2, 2017
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Surprise Eject

A Surprise Eject is the act where your genetically male sex partner and you have made an agreement to warn the giver of oral stimulation, before ejaculating. However, then so encumbered by the pleasure, ejecting around the facial area without a warning.
Friend: ''Don't you warn her first before you glaze her face?''
You: ''Sometimes you can't say the word and then PFFRRT''
Friend: ''You Surprise Ejected her?''
You: ''Is that how you call it?!''
by GregoryFerdinandMaleMaleFemale September 29, 2017
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surprise element entertainment

Dedicated to the power of knowledge and using your power for good, S.E.E. is all about working with the magic that is creating, and everything entertaining, educational, and influencial. It's about elements which inspire people. It's about motivation for people to be a part of a solution to a cause. It's about realizing the value of change, effort, and believing in progress. The goal is to inspire.
When you go to surprise element entertainment .com you can find surprises!
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