Meatslop Surprise

When a overweight girl falls on you face and pussay taste like roast beef

Jasmine fell on my face and I got a mouthful of Meatslop Surprise

by Kari Hatake September 2, 2023

Wedding Cake Surprise

The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.

Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.

by cockbandit1869 July 7, 2011

Berlin surprise

The act of organising a birthday party for someone on a WhatsApp group that they are on. To both maintain an air of semi-secrecy and still respect the birthday haver’s wish of no surprise party, messages are typed and sent ‘quietly’.

Griff: ok guys, next Wednesday it is
Meg: Thilo is on the group though so we all have to type quietly

Gabe: ah, a good ole’ Berlin surprise

by Ashley Coates March 2, 2023

surprise

surprise means tell me right now.

please tell me, it’s a surprise.

by hilolbyelol January 12, 2021

Shanghai Surprise

A huge shit left somewhere unexpectedly.

My dog left me a Shanghai Surprise in my bedroom last night.

I did a Shanghai Surprise in your bathroom.

by Arcspork May 7, 2025

Philly Surprise

When you go to a city expecting one kind of food experience and get a drastically different one

I went to Chicago banking on deep dish pizza but ended up having these bomb ass profiteroles! What a philly surprise!

by Barfmeister August 6, 2018

South African surprise

Getting crabs from casual sex.

“ Ay remember that girl I left with last night?”
“Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”

“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”

“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”

by Roachykins May 28, 2018