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Mississippi snake sock 

When a man uses a snake skin for a substitute for a condom.
Jeff: man I'd rather a Mississippi snake sock than a condom.

This girl down town would want you to wear A Mississippi snake sock when you have sex with her tonight.

smiling snake 

a fake person, looks at you smiles then stabs you in the back
she was a {smiling snake} I heard what she had been saying about me
smiling snake by curvy cougar March 8, 2016

Snot snake

She likes petting my snot snake
Snot snake by Thor 9/11 June 12, 2016

Corn Snake 

(Noun) - A large piece of fecal matter with visible pieces of corn protruding from the exterior. Length and diameter may vary depending on age and weight of individual. Corn Snakes generally have a pungent odor and are known to clog the toilet.
"Maaaan, don't go in the bathroom! I just dropped a Corn Snake!"
Corn Snake by idontknowmuch August 3, 2016

belly snake 

when a girl sucks your dick so hard while you on your back that it goes limp and rolls around on your belly like a dead snake
bitch last night was so good i got a god damn belly snake
belly snake by gotdatbellysnake February 14, 2017

bar snake 

A bar snake is one of those guys who never leave the pub and always hit on girls half their age. This can also work for females.
Girl: That guy is such a bar snake

Friend: Yeh what a wanker