Superman syndrome 

Personality or character trait, implying one or both of the following:

A) the workaholick: the person tries to be a perfectionist or one-man-army, accomplishing as much as possible him/herself;

B) the saviour: the person constantly feels the urge to try and help or "save" others, comforting them in times of distress whenever possible.

A)
1: uh, the photocopier just broke down.
2: cool, i'm on it.
1: and the sales meeting is about to fall apart.
2: let me talk to the client.
1: AND your secretary is about to go into labour!
2: great, just send in the client while i deliver her baby.
1: dude, who do you think you are, Superman!?

B)
1: hey, that girl's really screwed up. i wonder if i could help her change..that'd be really hot.
2: da hell? you tryin' to save her? what, you have Superman syndrome or something?

Superman syndrome by Superman Syndrome April 23, 2009

Muscular Forearm Syndrome 

A Syndrome in which one masturbates so much that one of his forearms is more muscular than the other

Boots:"dam man i have a seriously strong right forearm and i dont know why."

Krabs:" man dont u know its muscular forearm syndrome you sick perv, but it is bigger. SO Ur a righty HUH?

Muscular Forearm Syndrome by jewjewb October 25, 2007

Ugly Bitch Syndrome 

This female can be found normally with a group of extremely hot girls, and is typically fat, ugly, disgusting, greasy, looks like a train just ran over her face or is just totally hideous.

Oh my god... Did you see that girl? She defiantly has the Ugly bitch syndrome..

Ugly Bitch Syndrome by lucy snow January 13, 2011

Peter Parker Syndrome 

Being brilliant but lazy.

I could have gottn an A if I didn't suffer from Peter Parker Syndrome.

Peter Parker Syndrome by DarkElite777 December 31, 2007

Asperger's Syndrome 

Asperger’s Syndrome (AS) is a neurodevelopmental condition related to the autism spectrum. Affected individuals (usually of normal or above average intelligence, capable of intense focus, strong attention to detail, painstaking adherence to policies and procedures, unorthodox problem-solving and high productivity in the areas of their interests and aptitudes) are prone to motor coordination impairments, sensory oversensitivities, have difficulty interacting socially along “unwritten rules”, reading nonverbal language or navigating workplace politics, may prefer solitary activities and are often viewed as eccentric. As a tragic result, many end up un- or underemployed and on the receiving end of prejudice , bullying , negative stereotyping, harassment and discrimination.

Here's a victory story about a SoCal woman with Asperger's Syndrome who stood firm and fought a good fight -- and won her case against an employer! It's people like this who make life better for Aspies who are not able to break through on their own, who rely on others to carve a path that they can follow. I'm grateful for those with the ability to make a difference such as this woman has done. Just read. It will warm the cockles of your heart and make this Thanksgiving Day better!

http://
bullyinginstitute.org/
bbstudies/astrial.html

Asperger's Syndrome by blahster September 5, 2008

Clark Kent Syndrome 

Where a person (usually a guy) is barely worth attention with his glasses on, but when he takes them off you notice how very hot and attractive he is.

(sees guy without his glasses)
Girl 1: OMFG! Where are you glasses?!
Guy: I got contacts.
Girl 1: Aha..... (distracted)
Girl 2: (whispers) Clark Kent Syndrome.
Girl 1: Yeah, totally....

Clark Kent Syndrome by 1mad_scientist December 1, 2009

post traumatic poop syndrome

1. The feeling one gets after a particularly painful poop that leaves one fearful of the poops to come.

2. The state of terror that one enters upon completing a fierce poop, knowing a second shall follow shortly after.

3. Flashbacks of a terrifying beer, taco,hot wing or dairy poop that influance what one consumes.

My assholes on fire, that shit gave me post traumatic poop syndrome I never want to crap again.

Every time I think about going to Hooters my post traumatic poop syndrome kicks in and I change my mind

post traumatic poop syndrome by Vinnie the Drip December 14, 2009