SMAG

A term of endearment that applies to nuclear engineering laboratory technicians (ELT)

Sometimes a Mechanic Always Gay

I really need to do this maintenance, but the goddamn smags are in the sink again.

by SwegmasterManny October 21, 2020

Smash or Pass

Basicly asking would you have sex or date this person

Marcus: Hayley Williams smash or pass?
Javier: Smash bro like Rawr!!

by emoboi182 December 20, 2022

Internet smart guy

The Internet tough guy of academia. Whereas an Internet tough guy pretends to be an all-state linebacker who could totally kick your ass, an Internet smart guy pretends to be an educated professional on topics in which he has limited knowledge.

Internet smart guys will often be found trolling broad discussion topics such as politics and science, but will not fail to comment on very specific specializations.

Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: terrible spelling and grammar, missing the point, limited citations (often from wikipedia), severe caps lock, and inability to handle disagreements.

Innocent forum-goer: I believe that the current correctional system does nothing to improve the behavior of inmates.
Internet smart guy: LOL ARE YOU DUMB?
Innocent forum-goer: Do you have an argument?
Internet smart guy: WELL ACTUALY IM STUDYING CRIMINAL LAW FOR MY ASSOCIATES DEGREE SO THERE WOULDNT EVEN BE AN ARGUMENT LOL

by Lotsofgoats June 21, 2011

bitch smacked

To take the back of your fist and knock the holy shit out of some one. Particularly to some one who is being a dumb shit or a douche.

Step 1- Pick a target.
Step 2- Close your fist.
Step 3- Pull back.
Step 4- Release all the strength and strike the bitch across the mouth!

Dude I just bitch smacked my dum ass neighbor. It was epic!

by yopimp January 18, 2012

Super smashturbating

Jerking off to super smash bros

My son was super smashturbating to day

by GUY GUY May 18, 2015

Super Smash Brothers Ultimate

The most polular and critically acclaimed Fire Emblem game. Contains multiple anime sword fighters and furries. Clearly a great work created by Masahiro Sakurai himself.

Person 1: Yo you play the new Fire Emblem?
Person 2: You mean Waifu Emblem 3?
Person 1: Nah man I’m talkin Super Smash Brothers Ultimate.
Person 2: 😂👌

by InfinityJKA March 1, 2019

nigger smart

Really stupid.

It’s nigger smart to run across traffic.

by Biscuit420 May 21, 2019