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happy slap 

where twat townies come up to a person and slap them whilst one of their mates record it on a cam fone
There is, however, a reversal but u gotta get your timin right (u can see wen its gonna happen cos a chav will be walkin fairly quickly to you and close by someone will have a fone out aimin roughly in ur direction. when he brings his hand up hes vulnerable, and then you slap him, AS HARD AS POSSIBLE!!! then run off give em the finger if you want just to add effect
(3 times out of four ive pulled this one)
some chav tried to happy slap me
really
yeah but i got him first
happy slap by schmuckman February 23, 2005
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A pat of the butt, used by male athletes used to signify a good play/move.
Joey ass slapped me after I hit a homerun.
Ass Slap by GangstaT-man January 18, 2009
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tucker slap 

when a man slaps his sexual partner across their face with his penis.
Yeah, I tucker slapped her...

National slap "his/her" ass day

This is the day when you get to playfully slap the ass of your bestfriend of the opposite gender. That's where the his/her part comes from
Yo did you know tomorrow is national slap "his/her" ass day

Rancid Pillow Slap Fest 

When you shove half a pillow in your anus, and then slap someone to death with the other half.
Santino gave Nick the Rancid Pillow Slap Fest and Neal taped it.
When a male human uses his penis to slap someone. Usually done at full length, but not completely stiff to allow for a whipping action. Commonly used against passed out victums. (Can be slightly painful for the slapper, but the comic effect is usually worth it)
Did you get cock slapped last night? You have a mushroom bruise on your cheek.

If you don't shut up I am gonna cock slap you in your sleep.
cock slap by Jaunito September 1, 2006

German Bitch Slap 

A video in You Tube that shows a big German man slapping another man who looks like the German version of Joe Dirt.

Just type in 'German Bitch Slap' in You Tube and you will get a detailed version of this type of slap.
Daaaaaaaaamn... That fool got the German Bitch Slap