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Nikita Shietsev

Trash ass Leafs defenceman.
Man, that Nikita Shietsev contract is looking brutal!
by Fiore the memes October 21, 2017
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frozen shaft

A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.
Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.
by Ectoplasm_Randy December 20, 2017
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Wet shiatsu

When you have sex while sitting in a massage chair.
I broke my massage chair when I got my first wet shiatsu.
by Bigwetone January 14, 2018
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tennessee shaft off

first you get your dick hard then balance a goofball on your tip then get your cousin to get a golf club and then have your cousin try to hit the ball
i was playing Tennessee shaft off and my cousin missed the ball and hit my shaft
by saggydicks January 26, 2018
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short shaft

Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!
I’d fuck your mom but she said I was a short shaft
by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018
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short shaft

Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day
I’d fuck your mom but she said I got a short shaft
by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018
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