Blood Rocket

When a chick wearing high heels crushes your balls, then makes you ejaculate red.

"Honey I could really use a blood rocket right now!"
"Really? But we had pasta last night."
"Please, I NEED this.'
"Fine, lay down on the carpet."

by Daddy_issues July 29, 2019

Roadside Rocket

A rock, glass shard, or other random object on a shoulder of the road that gets launched at your windshield.

Dammit, that stupid roadside rocket put a huge crack in my windshield!

by yungthotslayer_29 September 7, 2019

Kentucky Rocket Launcher

The act of sneezing while defacating, which forces out all matter instantly with high velocity.

Man 1"Man, I shot a Kentucky rocket launcher last night that gave me a hernia"

Man 2"That's deep"

by Thatoneguydan October 2, 2019

crayola rocket

Taking a piss with a crayon up you’re pecker hole

That man pulled a crayola rocket

by Trevor Hendershitt November 28, 2019

Retard Rocket

The short bus which mentally challenged children ride

all those dirt balls who ride the retard rocket

by Bumlordio March 7, 2020

Red rocket

A really fucking fast ass ginger with long hair and a girls bandanna to keep their hair out of there face. All you can see when they go by is a red streak.

Yo did you see that mf ginger? Fuckin red rocket.

by Meaian69 May 13, 2020

Lil Rocket.30

A bot dummy. Smells like poo. Lives rent free in Caden’s head. Travis Scott fan

Lil Rocket.30 You are a bot I believe I am a god

by Cadenthefag July 17, 2020