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Christ Spear (punch)

Sexual position/action: woman lays like jesus on cross; as she has an orgasm, her man spears her under left ribs with 3 fingers of his right hand and then states in a sadistic tone “see you in 3 days bitch”
I was fucking this christian and made her feel like jesus by giving her a christ spear (punch), I think she may come back in three days.
by ShredHawk November 7, 2018
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Punch a microwave day

Do you ever feel like you want to punch a microwave? well today is (probably not) the day! On Dec 19th, you can punch a microwave!
I want to participate in Punch a microwave day
by Speegey December 19, 2021
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punching flowers to sleep

Punching flowers to sleep is an effective way to get her to sleep.
by DefinitelyNotOlivia6717_ May 17, 2021
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egyptian throat punch

An egyptian throat punch is a move in the popular exercise program Thundercise. It consists of doing a walk like an egyptian move followed by a punch to the opponent's throat.
by Bert Voltron December 30, 2010
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punch of kill everything

A fist punch that, as the name might suggests, kills everything. It hasn't actually killed anything though. Originates in Transformers, where it is Lugnut's signature move. He sucks at it.
The only use the Punch of Kill Everything has is making a swimming pool
by Intelligence001 August 7, 2019
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punching the mayonnaise container

A term used to describe the means of female masturbation.
Ohh I was peeping on Megan again and caught her punching the mayonnaise container.
by DonkeyPecker November 3, 2020
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