Comfort Porn

A comic where there aren't any jokes, it's just a character being nice to another character who is in emotional pain. There is no punchline. The final panel instead says something along the lines of "It's all going to be ok".

Variations include:
-A character talking about their lack of confidence in something not to another character, but to the reader.
-A character getting the courage to go off and accomplish things today.
-A character growing tired while drawing at a cintiq and then getting a second wind.
-A character waxing nostalgic about their childhood, then comparing it to their life now, then seeing kids doing a modern day version of what they were doing as a kid, and coming to the conclusion that things will be ok.

Friend: "Why does this comic about some sad mouse being comforted by another mouse have so many likes on insta?"
You: "Because people like your aunt will always be suckers for comfort porn."

by Oweeeeendennis May 25, 2021

election porn

the constant onslaught of ads promoting or attacking a political candidate or ballot measure that one is subjected to until Election Day

"It must be an election year, I'm getting a lot of Election Porn."

by ezterbro December 19, 2022

Porn Nomad

A porn nomad is someone who travels to a state that allows unrestricted viewing of PornHub.

Christopher ColumBust had to become a porn nomad because Virginia blocked PornHub.

by OdinSoundTV July 9, 2023

midget porn

when someone finds out something they're not suppose to.

me and bryan found some midget porn on liza's computer.

by liza liza liza June 4, 2005

k porn

kiddie porn, pornography using children, usually under the age of 16.

stop looking at k porn, that shits illegal!p

by ATLM March 24, 2008

Wellsian Porn

Wellsian porn, or pornography, is material that provides sexual arousal to someone obsessed with the military and related fields. The name comes from its main user, Wells.

Wellsian pornography typically consists of things such as the HBO mini-series Band of Brothers, Soldier of Fortune Magazine, and popular country songs like Toby Keith's American Soldier.

Oh man, who left this Wellsian Porn around... watch where you sit, it might be wet.

by sling pigeon September 22, 2009

Virtual Porn

3D-rendering of computer generated porn featuring young nude girls in a "toon" virtual realistic format, naked or having sex. Similar to Anime, virtual porn, aka V-Porn, 3D-rendered computer generated graphics depict sexual situations using 3D-rendered computer images of naked girls having sex.

I can't believe how lifelike virtual porn is compared to the real thing!

by Elisa-LTG October 5, 2008