Christ Spear (punch)

Sexual position/action: woman lays like jesus on cross; as she has an orgasm, her man spears her under left ribs with 3 fingers of his right hand and then states in a sadistic tone “see you in 3 days bitch”

I was fucking this christian and made her feel like jesus by giving her a christ spear (punch), I think she may come back in three days.

by ShredHawk November 7, 2018

Punch a microwave day

Do you ever feel like you want to punch a microwave? well today is (probably not) the day! On Dec 19th, you can punch a microwave!

I want to participate in Punch a microwave day

by Speegey December 19, 2021

Punch Jake Paul

Basically the goal of everyone in the universe.

Yo Momma: What do want to do when you grow up?\

Kid: I wanna punch Jake Paul!

by 243wrthjewirnjwebtr3j,tr3wr April 30, 2019

Hot Cinnamon Punch

When you load up a mouthful of Atomic Fireball cinnamon candy and proceed to tongue punch your old lady’s fartbox for a delightfully, fiery analingus experience.

Roger gave me the the hot cinnamon punch last night. I may have first degree burns.

She wanted me to eat her ass. She wasn’t expecting the hot cinnamon punch. She was jumping like a one legged mule.

by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018

egyptian throat punch

An egyptian throat punch is a move in the popular exercise program Thundercise. It consists of doing a walk like an egyptian move followed by a punch to the opponent's throat.

Dude! Take him out using an egyptian throat punch!

by Bert Voltron December 30, 2010

Griddlers Gut Punch

The range of gastrointestinal problems including diarrhea, bloating, nausea, and/or anal bleeding that manifest approximately four to six hours after dining at any one of the Milwaukee area Griddler's Cafe locations, which are commonly frequented after a night of heavy drinking.

1-"After bar close last night I went to Griddlers to eat soggy eggs and hash browns. This morning I woke up and it felt like there was a pile of rocks in my stomach, and also, I had shit myself."
2-"That sounds like the Griddlers Gut Punch."

by Coach Johnny Mo January 20, 2014

punching flowers to sleep

When flowers doesn't want to go to sleep

Punching flowers to sleep is an effective way to get her to sleep.

by DefinitelyNotOlivia6717_ May 17, 2021