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Pond Scum

An asshole who probably has brunette hair who smell like dirty gym locker coochie and abuses there best friends. He most likely plays fortnite or minecraft because he has no friends. It has no cure and will most likely cause you to have permanent trauma. Stay away from this dirty disease called toxicity.
Friend 1: “Oh my god! It smells so bad over here!”
Friend 2: “Its Pond Scum!! Runn!!!”
by local broski January 1, 2021
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Pure As Pond Ice

To live a pure bred hockey lifestyle, doing good for your community and the greatest sport on earth.
Why would I want to be a gongshow when I could be Pure As Pond Ice?
by pureaspondice December 18, 2011
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quarter pounder

Jon is a quarter pounder because he fucked sally in the ass
by Mjorda14 November 10, 2008
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pounder

This is a car salesman slang term, that means a lot of profit was made on the deal. Usually in excess of $5,000 profit, so the sales person would make a commission of a grand.
Yo, man, those people were lay-downs, I made a pounder on them!
by Giese July 12, 2006
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brooklyn ass pounder

A college legend who is said to anally fuck aka "ass pound" whores when hes belligerently drunk. Afterwards, he "tags" the girl writing "Brooklyn Ass Pounder" on their body with a sharpie marker. To anyone's knowledge he has no affiliation with Brooklyn.
Slut: "I think I had sex last night. My ass hurts and theres some scribble that says "Brooklyn Ass Pounder" on my back"
Me: "Bitch you just got Brooklyn Ass Pounded!"
by RutgersBro1991 May 9, 2011
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Pond

To Brutally own someone. In the use of ownage.
Formed from the words Pwned, Pwnt, Owned, and Ownt.
You just got pond the fuck up.
by Stoob3rt January 20, 2008
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Ponderosa pounder

The act of eating buffet food then taking a hard shit in to a condom and using that for a dildo on your woman.
Bob and Tammy shared a romantic dinner at their local Ponderosa buffet. Things got a little weird when they got home and bob gave her the ol Ponderosa pounder in the bedroom.
by Abe simpson October 15, 2020
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