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ass-to-pants ratio 

The percentage number that indicates how nice someone's ass looks inside their pants, shorts, bathing suit, skirt, dress, or underwear. The closer to 100%, the better that ass looks. May be abbreviated as ATP.
"Denise always buys the pants that make her butt look perfect. Every day, she's got a 100% ass-to-pants ratio."

Lee Lee Pants 

a person who thinks only about his computer, has no social life, and likes to eat a bucket of prunes every day.
That lee lee pants just had his 97th bucket of prunes today!!!!!! No wonder he has no friends.
Lee Lee Pants by RATM fan 4Ever January 11, 2009

Muffle Pants 

Tight fitting shorts or pants on a woman.

The tight fitting nature of the clothing creates a camel toe.
I can see the lips moving, but can't hear what they are saying
Muffle Pants by Rodolphe May 19, 2005

Superman pants 

Sarcasm, when someone ask's for the impossible.
Foreman: "I want these two houses plastered within the week"
Me: "Right... but where's the nearest phone box?"
Foreman: "Phone box?"
Me: "Yeah, so I can go and change into my Superman pants"
Superman pants by Dabz December 9, 2008

Naked-Pants 

1. An imaginary, yet very real pair of pants that are primarily worn under all other sets off pants.

2. A technicallity of not being naked.

3. The clothing highly favored by furries.

4. Another term for being pantsless.
No, I'm not naked...I'm wearing my Naked-Pants.
Naked-Pants by Fobia0012 April 25, 2008

Doggy Pants 

Close friend, usually used when trying to convince someone to do something.
Come on doggy pants, lets go shopping.
Doggy Pants by GammaTheta06 June 30, 2009