Networking Ninja

Noun. A networking ninja is a person who successfully creates a circle of influence to achieve their personal and professional goals. Employs bold networking strategies to effectively build quality relationships and guarantee a win. Must be open to new ideas, new technology and new opportunities. Always ready to share information, give advice and connect people. Mission: a positive impact on society.

After watching a few networking ninjas in action, I now make it my first priority to locate the bar or coffee table first.

We hired some networking ninjas to tweet about all things Sushilicious even before the doors were open.

Networking Ninjas use effective weapons such as Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, and other social networks to “karate-chop” your competition.

He is referred to in the business community as a Networking Ninja for his highly effective, unorthodox strategies for getting new customers and generating referrals.

by Knerq April 8, 2011

ninja snow

noun: Frozen rain that sneaks up on you unexpectedly and beats the crap out of you only to leave quickly, without a trace. Also see: hail

The ninja snow totaled my car today! My Miata looks like a golf ball!

I was walking through the park yesterday when I got attacked by ninja snow. As soon as I got to shelter it was gone. Turned out to be a sunny day after that. Weird...

by grisslebone April 25, 2011

poke ninja

A facebook friend with the innate ability to poke you back immediately, no matter the time of day.

Ian Rice is the greatest poke ninja around.

by ualreadyknooo April 26, 2011

Ninja Moment

1.when one's reactions are unusually fast, like that of a ninja's.

2. when one seems to appear out of nowhere, often "appearing" in the middle of a conversation between two other individuals.

1.*drops phone and catches it in mid air*
Bob: "DUUDEE! nice catch!"
Jimmy: "i know,that was a total ninja moment."

2. Ellie: "...that test was really difficult! I left loads of questions out!"
Sophie: "i left out about five questions."
Emily: "i left out three"
Ellie: "woah! emily, where did you come from!"
Sophie: "ninja moment."

by b-l-e-a-c-h-i-e December 14, 2010

Ninja Refill

When you are at a restaurant and have a drink that the waiter asks to refill. You say no. Thirty seconds later, your drink is full and you have no idea what happened.

Waiter: Would you like more coke?

You No thank you I'm fine.

Waiter: okay...

***30 seconds pass***
You go to take a sip and your cup is full.

You:....What the...wow...Ninja refill

by ianjker December 18, 2010

stinja ninja

a person who is stingy it came from an up and coming singer Tommy

he neva buys the bling bling, hes a stinja ninja

by Alexa April 8, 2005

ninja flipout

Totally going bonkers. Bouncing off the walls hyperactivity. Very angry or happy. Based on a cult video of a ninja kitten dancing to the ska genre comedy song Flip out like a Ninja by the band Seven Seconds Of Love. Noted also for winning it's legal battle with the Coca-cola company over the song's use in a commercial.

1.Dad's doing a ninja flipout over my report card, I actually got A's this time.
2. He's ninja flipout over the Concert tickets he won off the radio contest.

by rewolf7 December 11, 2007