ho goggles

The nonprescription glasses girls wear to make them appear smarter and less slutty than they actually are

Stacy started wearing ho goggles but she isn't fooling anybody. That bitch gets passed around more than the collection plate at church

by ghostfaced April 17, 2012

HO-scale

Da track-size of glorious electric train dat da jovially-chuckling Santa Claus laughingly leaves in your stocking.

After "The Don" made his infamous disgraceful remark about da female college-athletes' "traditional people-of-color" hairdos, he should have said to himself, "Imus buy each of those insulted ladies an HO-scale train set as recompense for my outrageous insensitivity."

by QuacksO June 3, 2019

ho-robics

Aerobic exercise that is meant to look sexy. Aerobic exercise that is meant to make the person look sexier. Usually both at the same time. Alternatively, a slam, if pertaining to a person in too much makeup and a thong at the gym.

1. Forget this bodybuilder training, I wanna look like a Pussycat Doll. What I need are some good ho-robics. Or, Lookit those hotties in there. Doin' their ho-robics.
2. Gahh, look at that skank in Maybelline and a thong. She's turnin' this step class into ho-robics.

by Clarissa Lowell August 28, 2008

ho to sleep

apparently a phrase used by gulab jaman (or by his clients). its a very derogatory and slutty way of telling a person to go to sleep. (can be slutty for the one saying the word, or for the one being said to)

ho to sleep u damn shrut!
ho to sleep i gotta work at “daminos” and sell my “marinera”!

by YorkMSABrozzers October 10, 2020

ho bag

A hobo that is douche bag, a whore, and a diabetic.

Man, Ryan is SUCH a ho bag!

(While playing broken telephone) "It ended as… Ryan is a ho bag!"

by ryan is a ho bag January 14, 2015

Hobbley Ho

A scantily clad drunk woman walking down the street.

There were lots of hobbley hos at the Halloween party downtown.

by msriot March 30, 2007

ho fun

Item in china restaurant, when women buy may be a noodle dish. But when man pimp buy in private room will become a party china prostitute. first they strip no dress no throng then come the fun. only work if look like you are in know

(male) Customer: I'll have the Ho Fun.

waiter: sir you will have sexytime our ho are the best.

by KimSoFuk July 7, 2010