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Macon

"Dude, I'm so hungry right now."
"Don't worry, she's in the kitchen maconing right now."

"It's breakfast, time to macon!"
by Nancykinz1394 June 10, 2012
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madonna-whore complex

A shallow "man" who with an unnerving amount of Mommy complexes (because he was breast fed until he was 9!) finds a healthy,independent,intelligent and beautiful female and runs like the sorry ass bitch that he is. He intimates women by creeping on them because he knows that he is an insecure, loser man. Women who posess beauty, brains terrifies this weak man so he will enlist other weak men to call these women fat. This guy is equally scared of other men and will seek protection from other men by stating women are infatuated with him...which is so far from the case. Will be continued...
See also Michael J. Gellendin, Wisconsin ....a sad,sad little man dog paddling in the big boy's pool
Mike is so insecure about his manliness that he has to make stories so that other guys will like him. Thus Mike is always a Plan C or D and will think with Madonna-whore complex.
by ZBritt or not ZBritt October 5, 2019
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MASONmurderscene

an old nick name for some one who used to be extremely scene
my name is not fucking MASONmurderscene
by mason wilson April 24, 2008
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Karl Malone

A stubborn old geezer who is just too damn stubborn to except the fact that he's too fucking old and should have retired a long time ago
Malon is nothing but a stubborn old geezer
by Nathaniel Lee Lewis June 14, 2004
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madonna-whore complex

The female ideal for men is someone who can act like a madonna (the virgin, not the African-baby buyer) to your parents and a cheap, slutty whore in the bedroom.
I have a madonna-whore complex.
by sukebe November 17, 2006
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mamona

A Spanish word for a female who knows her way around a cockmeat sandwich. Essentially, a woman who likes to suck dick.
--En la cama--
Tio: Mi amigo me dijo que fueras una mamona...¡qué mentiroso!
Chica: ¡Lo siento!

--In bed--
Dude: My friend told me you liked sucking dick...what a liar!
Chick: Sorry!
by NerdsGetMeHot July 2, 2012
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madonna-whore complex

To treat your lady like a saint in public and then like a whore in the bedroom. Usually inspired by love for the motherly side of women and lust for sex.
Larry's got the madonna-whore complex. He takes his wife out to dinner, buys her roses, then fucks her in the ass.
by Jay September 9, 2003
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