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Master Sword

Master Sword is the most insanely badass sword in the Universe, forged and wielded by the Father of Conan, the Barbarian. The first three minutes of the seminal film, "Conan the Barbarian," highlight the actual forging of this phallic masterpiece. This very same sword was used by the Snake Lord (James Earl Jones, aka Darth Vader), to decapitate the Master's wife, aka Conan's Mother. This event began Conan's quest to conquer and destroy all who opposed him throughout the known Universe.

In this Age of Miracles, any man may attempt to wield the power of the Master Sword. Google "Albion Conan Master Sword" if you dare attempt to heft the real deal, fully sharpened.

No other sword, other than perhaps the Atlantean Sword (which Conan himself yields) can compare (including Excalibur, bitches!).
Conan's father: "For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. This, you can trust."
Points to Master Sword

Master: "Conan, what is best in life?"

Conan: "To crush your enemies, to have them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women."

Master: "This is Good."

Conan (later, about to face battle, swearing on his Atlantean Sword): "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"
by R.N. Theory March 15, 2008
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cock master

An insult commonly used to insuate that a man is homosexual.
I can't beleive Bill did that to me. Bill's a cock master.
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master chief

some kick-ass soldier of an awsome game which is awsome and yeah ummm... i like penguins! and he is a kick-asser of super assers in the fucked up galaxy we like in! Masterchief rox but his lesbo pal named cortona is well a lesbo and sucks other lesbos boobs.
master chief what a sexy beast of a soldier!
by walmer April 18, 2005
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Pleasing Master Wok

1.) What O'niell does in his spair time

2.) Jerking off to feel good
"What the hell is takeing O'niell so long in that bathroom !"

" He is having trouble finding his small Master Wok"
by Greg Romano November 27, 2004
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Squirrel Master

A person that displays the following physical and mental characteristics: permed hockey mullet, wears pop bottle glasses, trailer park style white trash, old bag, pedafile, teaches her little kid to play grab ass, looks like a squirrel and tries to get nuts, always shares her sex life or lack of sex life, its been said that love is a bag away, well for the squirrel master it is more like love is a body bag away.
Cindy at the coffee pot is the squirrel master.
by ??? April 22, 2003
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Master P

Master Player.
Usually comes as a self-proclaimed degree.
"Yeah...I got my Master P degree from YALE."
by Diego August 14, 2003
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arabian mascara

The sexual act of ejaculating into a woman's eyes giving them arabian mascara
You mom has some nice arabian mascara, you assclown.
by Shitcornfuckdick January 17, 2008
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