mezia (messiah)

mezia is a great person he is super loving and he has the most beautiful smile that will light up the room he has the biggest heart and he gets all the girls he has a massive dick all the girls love it with his bright pink tit he only a rocks with blue strip bills he is very sweet and is amazing in bed he is a lover boy x hoe he will forgive the girl he loves if she does him wrong but once he done he done with it he is amazing boyfriend and the greatest he lies to u if u lie he can be very rude if u are rude to him he is a jem he often falls in love with girl name that start with E S and D and A

Mezia (messiah) is so good in bed i love his D i wanna get railed by him

by space doggy November 22, 2023

leo messi

leo messi is a better guy than swift or beyonce because they are fucking shit

leo messi

by M8888S| November 24, 2023

I messed up

How most celebrities start an apology when they do something that even Satan wouldn't attempt

Dream apologizes for being a pedo
Dream: I messed up

by Ricesalmoella March 9, 2024

Spaghetti Mess

A mess of cables, it can be any kind of cables or wires. Fiber, Coax, Ethernet, etc.

*Looking at network equipment rack*

"Whoever put this in really didn't care about what they were doing. This is a Spaghetti Mess."

by cam3lt0e! May 30, 2024

a message for the future

I am 15 doing careers homework, i have no gf, 2 exes? i hope to become a mechanical engineer and provide for my family favorite games: deepwoken, roblox studio stuff like that. dad just made grilled cheese,im listening to open.spotify.com/track/5BlK5OjYdXCYFPOTr7sAXj (add a https) thats all. Bye, Tyler

you imagine life how it was, a message for the future

by maplecookie_s September 21, 2024

Quantum Messaging Services

Quantum Physics Services offered by quantumnina.com, who has a genetic quantum nuclear mutation, that often gets mistaken as psychic abilities, magic, fraud, aliens, artificial intelligence, or deity origins.

Quantumnina.com is so cool that she delivers lotteries to people from the future to quantum leap money 50% with clients using her quantum messaging services and she also quantum leaps the government to make decisions faster so they stop wasting all of our taxes wasting time on bullshit.

by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024

dry message

A dry message is a short, blunt, or emotionless text that makes the sender seem uninterested or unengaged. Often used in texting, it lacks enthusiasm or effort, like replying with “ok,” “yeah,” or “lol” without adding anything else to the conversation.

“I texted her a whole paragraph, and all she sent back was ‘k.’ That’s such a dry message.”

by krlprl January 11, 2025