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Licking The Maggot

An term that describes a woman performing oral sex on a man who has a small penis. The woman, unable to tell if the penis is within the mouth takes to licking it instead.
I was forever licking the maggot with my ex-boyfriend
by ExoPaul October 20, 2012
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Pub-licked

To be shitfaced and roaming the street after a long night at a (sports)bar, restaurant, or pub, kegger, party, or nightclub
Tim- "Hey man I can't remember what I did last night...Did I.."

Joe- "Yea man you were pretty pub-licked you went home with that chick with the herp-lip(To have a cold sore of undisclosed/faulty origin on upper or lower lip) "
by Jon mcskankier. June 20, 2011
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pre-lick your oreos

A threat describing the act of licking somebody else's oreos before the original owners have the time to "twist it, lick it, dunk it" themselves.
As a result, when the original owner licks their oreo, they are savouring your sweet sweet saliva.
Works in the phrase "Don't make me pre-lick your oreos"
Guy1: Were you... dropped as a child?
Guy2: Hey shut up! Don't make me pre-lick your oreos!!
by MyODE05 October 25, 2011
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lick the welcome mat

when you go down on a homeless girl,slut,ho,or hood rat
dam josh u shouldnt ''lick the welcome mat''.
by flaversaver September 13, 2011
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lick

suck and lick your lollipop real good
by heheheheheehehehehehehhee November 24, 2018
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Big Lick

Pulling a hand break turn so big the car goes sideways, then whips back straight. Almost like it’s licking the pavement.
Dayum, did you see that big lick, he almost wiped everyone out walking down the sidewalk! Some mon!
by DonkeyDckDan December 4, 2018
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Lick the ice cube

When a man dips his balls in liquid nitrogen and walks around looking for people to lick them.
Dude, just had my balls liquid nitro'd, gonna go out and look for people willing to lick the ice cube.
by Thingshavehappened August 14, 2017
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