needle lobe

poking a breast with a needle until she bleeds to death

maybe emma will finally get the good old needle lobe tonight

by gjgfsdfhb April 20, 2018

Creamed lobe

The act of fucking someone in their eye socket until you blow a load on their brain.

I skull fucked that billionaire 1%er piece of shit till I gave him a creamed lobe!

by Mcfukdagov December 1, 2017

dill lobe

1)a dear friend that you love but does absolutely idiotic things all the time.

2)the floppy bit of a penis

Mate you are an absolute dill lobe

by Granny butt plugs January 12, 2018

Jason Lobdell

A larry

You act like Jason Lobdell

by TheGoblin May 30, 2018

winter lobster

Someone who cannot portray their ideas correctly and instead uses odd phrases that don't make sense to anyone but them

Man, "A" is being a real winter lobster right now

by Me 5665 June 27, 2018

Lenny Lobster

The best friend you can wish, always there for you and mostly gay or pan-sexual. Goes trough hard times with you and always helps you! Your friendship is probably 10/10 bc she it!!! Appreciate her!

Person: My friend is such an angel!
You: She probably is a lenny lobster!

by Mila-beela May 10, 2018

Taiwanese Lobster

When eating a lobster then out of no where a Taiwanese child pokes it's head out of the lobnster then you proceed to nut on their face. This is only done in your mum aha x

Yo bro i totally just bit the head of a kid off, fucking Taiwanese Lobster

by MackerelMan252 October 7, 2018