january 27 

national buy your friend an egg sandwich day

aye it’s january 27, you gotta buy me an egg sandwich

january 27 by blwghhh January 27, 2024

january 31st 

give your girl bsf your hoodie for 5 whole days and hug them

Emily: hey, it’s january 31st
Jake: oh,l okay have my hoodie

hugs*

january 31st by ihaveapig January 29, 2024

January 30th

Let your girlfriend tease you and edge you until she's willing to let you finish.

Oh it's JANUARY 30TH my girlfriends gonna be ruthless.

January 30th by yoinkers!! January 29, 2024

January 29th 

National fuck ya ex day

You: wait it’s January 29th let me text me ex

You: ex you know what today is

Ex: no ?

You: it’s national fuck your ex day

January 29th by 1Nk January 29, 2024

January 30th

National End Your Edging Streak Day

Oh good heavens! Tomorrow is January 30th, National End Your Edging Streak Day!

January 30th by ballsackoclock January 29, 2024

January 30 

National Black day. Everyone must dress in black to worship the black people. This day teaches white people to be empathetic to blacks because they have no rights and suffer every day.

It’s January 30 tomorrow - national black people day!
That means I must dress in black to show empathy for your hard work as my favourite black person.

January 30 by GabbyGotLost January 30, 2024

January 30 

National hang your English teacher day!
Your English teacher must be hung :3 you can get the entire class in on it!

Sorry Mrs Girard... it has to be done.. it's January 30th!

January 30 by HotStuffHighSchool January 30, 2024