Alex James

As a human he is extraordinarily small, but as a grape he is rather large. unfortunately he's a person and is classed as small. an Alex James is most likely got curly hair and is an Australian, he also likes to set people and other things on fire.

----------------------BEWHERAR THE ALEX JAMES----------------------

OH whos set you on fire
it was an Alex James

by The Grand Inquisitor of Life October 4, 2021

James Rowe

The naval officer of most superior rank on HMS Spireites Piss the League.
Also responsible for the purchase of the UK's latest destroyer, the Asante Class.

I wish I had my very own James Rowe to play with.

by Skegglord April 19, 2021

Beefy James

Another name for DreamyBull

"I was watching Beefy James last night till 3am" - Alfie Wallace

by TheRealBeefyJames April 4, 2023

James Ekdahl

The literal epitome of a legend. A complete stud. There is no other James that could possibly compare.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!

James Ekdahl

by jshlizzle June 24, 2022

james nunnen

Everyone James Nunnen in the world especially the one from Liverpool are heavy kids and gets mega birds and will blaintly bang anyone.

Ay, av just been banged my James Nunnen

by A heavy kid named James November 12, 2020

James is Short

the act of calling James short. If you call James short you will automatically give consent to be butt fucked by him.

James is short!

by Luh nigga February 6, 2022

James Sandford

A nice person, silent but deadly, techno genius, Living embodiment of a tin of shoe polish (doesn't look very fun but when you start using it you cant stop). You know Sheldon Cooper from TBBT, imagine him as British and a 14 year old.

"James Sandford, you walkin' home?"
"Yea, you?"

by Alfiewho05 January 14, 2020