A fat guy who drives full size pickups with small engines. Compulsive ass talker. Makes $21 an hour. America’s #1 Parts consultant.
“Jimmy drives a V6 Ram, you’d expect more from a guy who makes $21 an hour.”
“You car has 137k miles, you said 67k! Don’t be a Jimmy”
“You car has 137k miles, you said 67k! Don’t be a Jimmy”
by Person1827296228344 November 8, 2018
Get the Jimmymug. 
A man who talks softly and so smooth, you don't even know when he is talking about you. Even if you are in the same room. Also responsible for bringing about the next trend in fashion material.
"Dude, that guy just got jimmy velveteened .......what a clueless twatcicle."
"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."
"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.
"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."
"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.
by Skankbreathe July 11, 2017
Get the jimmy velvetmug. by shichcabob June 10, 2024
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Get the Jimmy long armsmug. 
Get the jimmymug.