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Internet nigga 

A person who it’s tough over video games but in real life does not say anything and most of the time they aren’t even good at the video game in the first place
Yo this dude Nolan is a Internet Nigga he is real life ass at cod. But still talks like he’s good
Internet nigga by Steve teese January 9, 2021

internet all caps 

Modern day term for shouting.
You don't need to go all internet all caps to get your point across. If your logic is sound your point stands on it's merits, not the volume of your voice.

the internet beans 

AKA Netbeans IDE - For programming Java.

Also means "beans of the internet"
"Look, mum, I'm using the internet beans!"
the internet beans by Royster January 21, 2007

school internet 

that stupid dum ass WI-FI that you use to search up pointless shit for six hours it's slow as fuck and blocks just about everything
school Internet is so shit so that's why i dont go to school cus of shit wifi
school internet by Elevators115 February 23, 2021

The General Internet Axiom 

The General Internet Axiom: "It all leads back to porn in the end."
Example: "I thought I was reading this news blog, but all of a sudden I read something about a stripper that got arrested, and how she just put out a movie. I guess The General Internet Axiom is true."

We just invented the Internet!

An exclamation said after a great idea or plan is thought of, indicating that something big is about to happen. Often times with a dramatic pause after "Oh my god..." or "You guys..." to gain maximum audience.
Oh my god... We just invented the Internet!