Nij-food 

Nigerian food

Oh look it's Nij-food

Nij-food by Heebeejeebeealert July 19, 2017

NASA food

Highly processed and coloured food which will not even make you feel satisfied. Kept in airtight packets and you only need to add water to eat it. Designed just to make you full. There is no flavour, weird shapes and taste like air.
P.S. the containers looked like laboratory apparatus.

Why is the cheese so bland? Is this NASA food?

NASA food by A dying goat November 25, 2017

cake food

In simple words 'cake'.
It is used along with an impersonation of a 3 year old asking for cake.

Wimmen: Hey! it's 19th nov! Happy men's day!
Men: YEY! Cake Food Pliss!

cake food by SOT NATION April 20, 2018

Chinese food 

Sold in America, made with ingredients from America, and according to mom there's still starving children in china.

Feeling a little guilty about Chinese food, lets get pasta.

Chinese food by bushlight December 17, 2017

People Food 

Not pet food, but people food. What you call your own food when around animals.

My cat always watches me eat; he’s got his own food, he doesn’t need any people food.

People Food by RougeVengeance December 18, 2017

fast food adultery

When you and your spouse say you are going to eat healthy together and then one of you eats fastfood in secret

It was only 2 weeks into the new year and I committed fast food adultery behind my wives back.

fast food adultery by Glenydotcom2 May 1, 2018

Cumfort food 

Aphrodisiac comfort food

Yo them Oyster look proper Cumfort Food

Cumfort food by Call elated March 6, 2018