brewer's flop

An inability to obtain and/or maintain an erection, as a result of an over-consumption of alcohol.

Almost got head of that blonde bird last night. Shame brewer's flop killed my chances.

by robbo6124 July 28, 2010

Virgin belly flop

Falling vagina first while skimboarding.

Girl 1: You okay?
Girl 2: No!

Girl 1: What happened?
Girl 2: I fell flat on my cunt!
Girl 1: OHHH!! Virgin belly flop!!! OUCH!!

by grandpooba October 3, 2011

flick and flop

The act of a female masterbating then taking a nap.

Nick calls Reanna and woke her up from a nap. When Nick inquires why Reanna sounds so sleepy, Reanna replies sorry I just flick and flopped.

by ohwell December 31, 2013

cranking the flop

Masturbating With a half-erect member

Joe was trying to break his masturbation record, but by the 4th go he was just cranking the flop.

by BadWolfxMYQx June 3, 2014

Flippy da Flop

When you get your girlfriend/boyfriend to make a sandwich and slap your genitalia with it to make you cum.

Hey man! Last night I got my girlfriend to Flippy da Flop me last night.

by AVGF Sgt at Arms July 10, 2014

Fail Flip-Flop

When you choose to do the wrong thing but fuck that up and accidentally do the right thing.

Jerry thought the spelling word was neigh not knee; he fail flip-flopped when he though neigh was spelled "knee".

by Xarcert September 3, 2016

ROCKY TOP FLOP

when you lift up your balls and then let them rest on something close to the same height as your balls so that they are resting comfortably

So I just got threw taking a shower so I rocky top flopped on the sink.

by Gearsofdeath10 July 28, 2016