facebook rage

When a person getting angry at another person for interrupting their Facebook time.

Matt: "Hey Mike, wanna go out?"
Mike: "FUCK OFF MAN. I'm on Facebook."
Matt: "You should get off Facebook soon Mike. You're getting bad Facebook rage."

by Mb500 October 17, 2008

facebook leech

a "friend" who systematically goes through your facebook friend list and sends friend requests to every girl on there using you as a mutual friend: even the girls you may have had one awkward date with twenty years ago that the leach has never met or heard about.

dude, why are all my old girlfriends now listed on HIS facebook page? he's never met them and they live ten states away... that dude is a facebook leech.

by austinmodhouse January 02, 2009

facebook stalking

1. If it's a guy, they usually just sit there with the urge to masturbate to pictures of hot females.

2. If it's a girl, then the stalking is a lot more complicated than that.

Diego has been facebook stalking all week. He should host an hourly special where he updates everyone on what's going on in the world of facebook.

Why are you facebook stalking, Jess?

Because, this bitch has been replying to almost everything my boyfriend posts.

by beastblindfire July 06, 2011

Facebook Touretts

When one accidentally clicks 'post' two or three times in quick succession whilst responding to a facebook status update, thus resulting in a number of exact simultaneous comments being posted; with a final post of anger and frustration ending your comments.

Status Update: Mike Jones is enjoying a beer right now.

Dave Flynn: Lager or ale?

Dave Flynn: Lager or ale?

Dave Flynn: Fuck my brown dog. (Facebook Touretts)

by Lunnmeister March 12, 2010

facebook diet

being off of facebook for a certain amount of time, for reasons such as exams, or big workloads.

I am on the facebook diet because I have exams this week.

by m/b January 19, 2008

facebook nazi

A person who goes out of their way to use their own opinion on what may or may not be rude to certain individuals. After their supreme review if the deem it offensive they will delete your post as if they are the lord of facebook.

Deleting posts that dont meet their satisfaction. Thus being a facebook nazi

by Iamlegend79 June 27, 2011

Facebook Detox

When one goes on a "deleting spree" on Facebook, deleting any/all friends they may have added but have never spoken to.

Dude, I just did a Facebook Detox.. I deleted 400 friends from high school that I didn't even know

by yodogcool January 10, 2011