greeting card flatulence

while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.

Allison's greeting card flatulence caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.

by enuss April 12, 2008

Rascal Flatts

The greatest country band. They are known for their great songs, genuinly sweet hearts, and good looks. They have great music. Songs include Life is a Highway, Skin, Here Comes Goodbye, and a colab with JBiebs That Should Be Me feat. Rascal Flatts.

girl1: Did you hear that one Rascal Flatts song, uh, Life is a Highway?
girl2: no, they suck monkey shit

by jacobishott October 2, 2011

flatitude

N. Noun: The term for the horizontal line of flat liquid left in a bottle of soda. Usually the last bit you throw away.

I don't want to drink the flatitude of that Dr. Pepper! It's so nasty.

by LisAwesome January 22, 2014

Flatulence

An ambulance that picks you up after you've been run over by a steamroller

"Why was the flatulence here yesterday?"

"Oh, Tommy got ran over by a steamroller... sucks."

by shigg March 15, 2010

flats

a group of three girls with no boobs that look like anorexic sticks

the flats tried to stuff themselves today but it just make them look even more stupid ha ha

by KG76 January 2, 2009

flatwillie

A hillbilly from some place that does not have any hills or mountains such as South Florida

Did you see the mullet on that flatwillie?

by Scott April 6, 2004

Flaturate

To saturate an area with new build flats which don't sell.

Developer: "Shall we build some more flats in this area?"
Builder: "No this area is flaturated"

by Izzyyy :) February 3, 2009