Ethan

my pretty and amazing boyfriend who i will love forever and ever

i love pookie ethan

by weirdofreak123 February 11, 2025

Ethan

Ethan: A very goofy looking person who probably likes to drink other peoples urine.

Person 1: Who is that? He looks like he drinks piss.

Person 2: Yeah he does actually, his name is Ethan.

by pluh67 September 26, 2025

Ethan

Ethans are perverts and they need to get a grip on life.

"Hey Ethan how was your weekend?"
"It was great, thanks — I jerked off to a bunch of anime girls!"
"Bruh what"

by iwillbreakyourniconicokneecaps June 18, 2021

Ethan

Perfect

Ethan is perfect Literally

by Cheyradarcy1111 April 16, 2019

ethanitis

if someone is always wrong, then they will always be wrong. if one were to say a statement, then that would be wrong. but if they were to later retract that same statement, then they would still be wrong. They are in a constant state of wrong.

ex: if ethan (placeholder name, of course *winks*) were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.

This idiot has ethanitis, they are always wrong.

by janejoe August 12, 2025

Ethan simpson

Small place in the fictional show breaking bad location where walter shags jessie
Walter “jesse we need to go to ethan simpson”
Jessie “yes mr white”

Man 1 “homie we should vist ethan simpson”
Man 2 “fuck off am not bent”

by Walterwhitefanboy August 23, 2023

Ethan

I tall white guy that likes rugby and can be over powering. Ethan is a very funny person and you either like him (which most people seem to do) or hate him. Ethan tends to be that one white person with plenty of friends from different races. Ethan can be a bit toxic and hurt people without intending to. He would never fall for a girl who wasn’t of his race. Ethan also makes some jokes that others may find funny, but people don’t get angry because it is deep down funny. You must remember to stay on his good side if you are not his close friend. Ethan also is a focused person who can say what’s on his mind and offend people, he can cause pain and down size it because of his own physical strength. He can be described as not giving a fuck, he can be a bit obnoxious, but he is persistent. So if you see an Ethan around watch out because there’s a new bid bad wolf in the mother fucking town (oh and watch out he actually might fuck your mother.)

“I am versing Ethan’s rugby team tomorrow.” Said Sammy.
“Oh your fucked!” Laughed Millie.

by K4rumK100 December 20, 2019