cunt smeg

The crusty build up of filth after a week of sex with no shower.

Fuck my cunt is itchy from getting pounded all week. I really need a shower to wash this crusty build up of cunt smeg away.

by Frank.479 November 22, 2011

Spud Cunt

A term which is used in a number of situations, might be used as a compliment or derogatory term, could also be used off as a casual descriptor of personage.

a. Dude, stop being such a spud cunt!

b. He totally just jizzed all over her face! What an awesome spud cunt!

c. Give us a hand, spud cunt.

by Popcorn Play3r November 6, 2011

cunt whacker

Someone who whacks cunts, a womanizer.

A bastard, player, fucker

Either Positive or Negative.

Went to this party last night and man was i the cunt whacker... (Positive)

Hey fuck you, you and your family are a bunch of cunt whackers. (Negative)

Yeah man you stupid cunt whacker.(to mates)

by D4 January 6, 2004

cunt

C-U-N-T
Word used for people who Can't Understand Normal Thinking!!

What the fuck did I just tell you???? What are you, a CUNT?!?!!?

by Shadow_Rider March 19, 2008

cunt punt

/n/ The proverbial description of the appropriate reaction to an adult female's failure to behave or act within acceptable social or cultural standards.

/v/ To administer an appropriate reaction to an adult female's failure to behave or act within acceptable social or cultural standards by swiftly and powerfully striking her vagina with your foot in an upward kicking motion of sufficient force and velocity to lift her off the ground.

"Did you hear about how Cali bumped uglies with her b.f.'s brother? She deserves the ol' cunt punt for that! Bitch!!"

"Are you still seeing Mike?"
"No. I stole his credit cards and ran up a total of $16,000 in charges on his ass. So he broke up with me after he gave me a badass cunt punt."
"Sounds like you had it coming, girl!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010

Cunted as Fuck

Cunted as Fuck is the state one gets in, usually during a night on the town, or at a housparty, or in some of our cases - whenever humanly possible.

Typically drug/drink induced.

"Fuck me, 'm cunted as fuck. Them eckies made my legs not work'"

by Bartholomew James Wildebeast the Third March 19, 2005

cunt junkie

one who obsesses over the female's reproductive system, mainly the cunt.

Billy is a fuckin cunt junkie.

by Jaz Bass April 30, 2007