by Simple.people March 11, 2024
Get the Captain save a ratchet hoe mug.Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?
Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.
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An extremely attractive young lady, the most beautiful girl you’ve laid eyes on, someone you treasure in your heart dearly
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“Folks, did you see what the Republicans did? Captain Friday! I couldn’t believe it!”
“Folks, did you see what the Republicans did? Captain Friday! I couldn’t believe it!”
by artythesmarty May 20, 2024
Get the Captain Friday mug.45th president of the United States and WEF stooge, Donald Trump. Named so due to Operation Warpspeed.
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"You're still on the TrumpTrain after Captain Warpspeed has done jackshit to help Julian Assange?"
"You're still on the TrumpTrain after Captain Warpspeed has done jackshit to help Julian Assange?"
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Get the Captain Warpspeed mug.When you don't care about how good or bad someone is at what they do or any of their character flaws, you just enjoy the guiltless pleasure of spending time with them. Synonym, freudenfreud
Dave picked out the most killer bakery to meet at last time so he get's captain's choice on the next venue that we go to.
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