A greasy ass motherfucker who wears the same clothes every day, his middle name is James, he works at Pizza Hut, and he never showers. He is a human grease machine and is also known as Bitch Ass Butterbean.
Christian's Greasy Ass is a lying bitch, don't rely on him to save your life!!!
Christian Is a guy who you can trust and act your self with.
He can be honest and he's also sensitive.
He's the type of person you would stay up all night with and talk about whatever
Girl: Man,I'm so tired
Guy: what time did you sleep
Girl: I stayed up till 7am
Guy: Why?!
Girl: I stayed up with Christian....but I was totally worth it
A really cool guy who has tons of friends and gets all the hot chicks he has great personality is an amazing skater and always gets what he wants in life and always will make a whole lot of money.
He is a sex god who is a great person who loves everyone that is nice to him who gets girls like that and who loves his friends and family to the death who everyone needs cause he is like a beacon of hope