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Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.
Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024
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Bubbling

Bubbling

Slang: Used almost formally among Nigerians, used to express liveliness in a place or neighborhood
Broad Street is always bubbling on Fridays, because of the new night club.
My area is always bubbling on New year eve
by Tpatrick August 19, 2020
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Bubbles

At first there was no booty but God said " let there be booty" and thus bubbles was born.
Id fuck bubbles for a million dollars
by Dr. Nitraflex January 19, 2017
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Struggle Bubble

A social bubble that’s comprised of slackers and motivators. When the slackers cry of problems and the motivators have solutions. It becomes a struggle bubble when the slackers mentally shutdown when the motivators provide a solution to their cries.
Slacker: My car is broken and have no money!
Motivator: Want to apply to my company and get a good paying job?
Slacker: Hell No, because I might lose my government free money.
Motivator: I thought you preached about free loaders?
Slacker: Whatever, I’m going to smoke some weed.
Then begins the struggle bubble once other motivators and slackers start bickering within the social bubble.
by Chuckingrocks June 13, 2023
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bubbles

a mentally destranged fighting female from detroit
bubbles beat tisha's ass at the park last sunday
by loldetroit January 31, 2025
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Bubbly

To take a piss in one's own mouth
Ethan from sidemen does a bubbly during every shower.
by Xinleen July 21, 2025
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Bubbly girl

The one that everyone always supports and defends in every dispute.
It was about time someone stood up to the bubbly girl instead of for the bubbly girl.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
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