bruce cow

A man who makes sells and tests dildos in Willy wonkas asshole while licking his grandmas titties

What a Bruce cow

by Lozers February 1, 2017

Leather Bracelet

Fisting someone lying on a tanning bed, or while they recieve a tan. Fisting someone overly tan

She was so tan, I made her my leather bracelet

by EbonWolf July 14, 2016

Dirty Bruce

The act of shoving a conical flask up your anus, before teaching a class. Then getting caught.

Did u see mr L**** do a dirty Bruce today ?

by Jeffbutnitreallyjeff May 24, 2020

Bunny Bracero

The world's best girlfriend. A person who you find to be a special and amazing individual. Also gives great head.

I love my Bunny Bracero. She makes my toes curl when she deep throats me.

by Nuni427 April 27, 2022

big bad bruce

1. a resident of the Sample Pride Community originating on the Northern Beaches of Sydney, Australia.
2. largely retarded in both a mental and physical state.
3. To pull a 'big bad brucie'. - Not being able to maintain an erection/do something unbelievably stupid in an attempt to gain respect of peers and or women.
4. A person who is unable to hold their liquor.

5. often see consorting with a known homosexual man known to be of mexican descent in the manly area. their relationship status is unknown.

see also bruce the viking.

Bradley is a big bad bruce, he lives in Curl Curl.

Bradley is up at Sunnyfield today because he's a big bad bruce.

Is that it? Sorry love, I'm pulling a big bad bruce.

Mate, why'd he jump out the window to impress those chicks? he's such a big bad bruce.

Bradley is off his head. he's such a big bad bruce.

by Craig Boylan September 8, 2009

Bruce Lee

A 135 pound philosopher and and hack. Never competed in a tournement, for a very real fear his theories would be tested to failure.

1.) To be renowned for your attitude without any superior abilities.

A recent issue of "Black Belt" magazine was devoted to Bruce Lee (born Li Jun-Faan and called Li Sai-Lung in Hong Kong movies). As Joe Lewis pointed out in that issue, Bruce Lee never competed in any full-contact bouts, so he was only an actor. His real ability is thus a subject of speculation. It is a sure bet that many men in history have been much better than Bruce was. Some are men you never heard of. Oyama Masutatsu popularized karate in the 1950's,and he could easily beat Bruce, if both men were in their prime. Mas killed a bull with his bare hands. Wang Hsu-Chin of China was a great martial artist that amateurs never heard of. Karate masters broke their hands on his hard body. The master of Toad style in the 5 Venoms becomes invulnerable, and Wang Sifu and I achieved a great degree of that. Bruce Lee would only hurt his hands and feet striking a Toad master. Bruce was only 5'-6" his cousin said and weighed 135# in top shape (125-150 at times and even 165 when bodybuilding), so there is no way he could beat men much bigger and stronger. Many wild tales have been told about Bruce, so many men see only the legend and have no idea what the real Bruce was like. Some think Achilles was a real man in the 1194-1184BCE Trojan war, but he was not really 13.5 feet tall and 2300#. One sees how tales grow ever more fantastic about a man who becomes a legend. By the time Bruce has been around as long as Achilles, he may be 13.5' tall too. Bruce would not give Oyama Sensei or Wang Sifu a decent workout.

From a post on answers.yahoo.com

a.) That poser is a real Bruce Lee, only thing he broke was the toilet and he needed his mama to do it for him.

b.) Men who worship other men, or fear women or visa versa are punished by both, and natural forces. Bruce Lee fans are on of many reasons people think rape in prison is funny.

by kathaksung October 20, 2008

bruced

The act of getting drunk out of your mind.

Let's play "the game" (fingers). Everybody put your drink in the cup, the loser is getting bruced. Looks like somebody is walking home tonight!

by king381 August 9, 2012