Brandon

He is a weirdo at all times and he is obese af!!!! every person addresses him as the ugly brandon he is always ejaculating and disrespecting people and cant fight he got beat up by a fat person and hes changing schools for special people like him!!!

Girl: Brandon just posted on his story
bop: oh u mean ugly brandon😂😂

by Popthatdoor June 9, 2024

Brandon Christopher Special

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.

"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."

by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024

Brandon and juliana

The couple that should’ve made it but problems occurred, they come back tg three times a year and Brandon can just never let her go and wishes juliana would just stay with him but it’s not possible sadly

Brandon and juliana were perfect… what happened? Juliana wanted something else

by Cuddlybroguy July 5, 2024

Brandon

A derogatory term for any random, sketchy bloke. Can also be pluralised to refer to a collection of sketchy rando’s.

Hey check out fucken brandon over there in the baking aisle, what do you reckon old mate's makin’ with all that whipped cream?

by Loxastic October 19, 2024

Brandon

someone who loves to say slurs
a fucking nerd who happens to commit hate crimes but lowkey fine shyt

occasionally glazes individuals with the name kaeleigh

"wow brandon is retarded"

by feinfeinfeinfeinfeinfein November 24, 2024

BrandonEmmanuel

Brandons parents left him for Ierland. His dog might have ran away.

Random stupid kid: I might just run away
BrandonEmanuel's Enemy: Nah bro don't pull a Grover, be a Milo (grover is BrandonEmmanuel's lost dog, Milo is his new one)

by Josh.is.crazy December 13, 2024

BrandonEmmanuel

Brandons parents left him for Ireland. His dog might have ran away.

Random stupid kid: I might just run away
BrandonEmanuel's Enemy: Nah bro don't pull a Grover, be a Milo (grover is BrandonEmmanuel's lost dog, Milo is his new one)

by Josh.is.crazy December 13, 2024