When a woman's pussy lips look like dark hanging roast beef meat with a pink moist center and smells like a clam sandwich
"Hey dude - did you do anything with that girl last night?"
"Nah man, when I pulled her pants down, she had a roast beef clamwich!"
"Nah man, when I pulled her pants down, she had a roast beef clamwich!"
by ClamtasticallyBeefy April 12, 2016
Get the Roast beef clamwichmug. noun
A type of vagina that is old and tattered to the point where it is dangerous to put your dick in or around her vagina.
A type of vagina that is old and tattered to the point where it is dangerous to put your dick in or around her vagina.
by JACK GARRRRRR October 28, 2013
Get the nuclear roast beefmug. by Jimmy July 10, 2003
Get the roast beef curtainmug. by Munglai January 17, 2004
Get the Eating Beef Sandwichesmug. a sasquatchular, slightly ginger, rednecked who enjoys rock climbing without a shirt, making beef jerkey, and who gets stung by bees while sleeping. Also a spaz
Wow that kid is a Beef Jerkey Johnson
Oh george bush is more of a redneck than Beef Jerkey Johnson
Wow he's as good of a rock climber as Beef Jerkey Johnson
Oh george bush is more of a redneck than Beef Jerkey Johnson
Wow he's as good of a rock climber as Beef Jerkey Johnson
by think tank inc. March 14, 2009
Get the beef jerkey johnsonmug. The name given to a vagina with very meaty loose flapping labia lips, which more than not smells like a week old plate of rotting anchovies. I have fucked a woman such as this. I'm not proud but there you go.
"Oh, please tell me you didn't fuck her beef sandwich vagina."
"Man, I wasn't going to but it had been a while and besides she was splayed out on the bed and it would have been rude of me to pass up on that."
"But dude, I've heard she's got more of her cooch outside of her than in her."
"I'll be honest, I did dry heave a number of times but once in, it was all good and fine. The aroma was a bit on the nose though."
"Man, I wasn't going to but it had been a while and besides she was splayed out on the bed and it would have been rude of me to pass up on that."
"But dude, I've heard she's got more of her cooch outside of her than in her."
"I'll be honest, I did dry heave a number of times but once in, it was all good and fine. The aroma was a bit on the nose though."
by mammarylane December 18, 2015
Get the beef sandwich vaginamug. When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, and then the daddy fucks her, then the mommy gets a sexually transmitted disease.
by Gids Mcgee December 8, 2007
Get the Hot Beef Infectionmug.