Banana Lock

— a shithead that abandoned the clockcrew to become a lock when was demodded.

Banana Lock is a traitor and should shut the fuck up.

by ChocolateChipClock August 2, 2003

Banana split

when an individual wearing a dress and thong is standing and accidentally defecates and the turd is cleanly sliced in half lengthwise by the string of the thong before falling to the ground.

"That cold brew coffee went straight through me. I gotta get to a bathroom quick or I'm gonna make a banana split."

by Havanabanana May 31, 2017

Banana Kiss

The kiss given to a guy after giving him a blow job.

"I can't figure out if it's gross or cute when she kisses me after sucking my dick."
"Dude it's fine, it's a banana kiss."

by Imak February 11, 2014

Banana Roundhouse

When you pour banana pudding into a male or females anus, and start wrestling. You then roundhouse kick your banana filled partner knocking them clean out. The banana-shit mixture leaks out from the anus of said partner and you collect it in a bowl. You then eat it with said partner.

Male: "Wanna have a banana roundhouse?" Female: " Fill me up daddy."

by Magnum dongus the III January 23, 2022

frosty banana

Pee in a condom and freeze it. Then the woman uses it for pleasure

I made my wife a frosty banana last night.

by Reddddddneck September 15, 2017

sneaky banana

Coming up from behind your girl and not letting her know you're going to penetrate her anal hole

Hey bro i just did the sneaky banana on your girl

by Sneaky banana November 29, 2015

banana llama

When yo walk outside and yo see a llama leaning on a banana

"Oh hello!, look a banana llama!"

by Derek bob February 1, 2016