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Mirror Ball

An intense and physical game that involves four basic talents of:
1)speed
2)power
3)accuracy
4)technique

The Essentials:
-Objective- To throw the football into one of the three goals.

-People- 1 vs. 1, 1 vs. 2, 2 vs. 2, etc.

-Equipment- GOAL 1:One crate or crate-esque box (opening facing offense placed 7 feet away from the peak of 'The Arc'). GOAL 2:One trash can (opening facing offense placed slanted and leaning on the crate or crate-esque box). GOAL 3:One litter box or cooler or litterbox-esque or cooler-esque box (placed opening up anywhere at least ten feet behind the trash can). One stick to create 'The Arc'. One football.

-Rules- *Cannot penetrate 'The Arc'. If 'The Arc' is penetrated, then the other player(s) get ONE free shot from the peak of 'The Arc'.
*Offense can only throw underhand
*Contact is allowed (eg. pushing, shoving, etc., or full out killing if wanted)
*Fumbles are referred as a 'fumblerooski' and if recovered, the recoverer gets one turn
*One turn consists of minimum of 1 goal attempt and maximum of 3 goal scorings.
*No cheap over the head lobs. Through the legs is encouraged.
*Natural Boundaries determine out of play
*Play until bored, tired, or 7

-Scoring- GOAL 1(crate/crate-esque box)= 1pt.
GOAL 2(Leaning trash can)= 2 pts.
GOAL 3(litter box or cooler or litterbox-esque or cooler-esque box)= 3 pts. if ball lands inside then bounces out. 4pts./Wins the game if ball lands and stays in the box

**Make jerseys, have fun**
There is no wax-on wax-off about Mirror Ball. You learn by doing.
by PeteandAustin August 16, 2006
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Balls applause

The process in which your balls slap against one another or against your thigh, creating a clapping noise.
"Fuck Tom, quit jumping...i'm tired of hearing your balls applause."
by kixcheerios March 16, 2010
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Beiber-balls

Undescended testicles, typically referring to a pre-pubescent male.
Everyone made fun of his voice because he was the only boy in his grade who still had Beiber-balls.
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Party Balls

Nickname for a man, generally in his early 40's, who is still single and trying too hard to be cool. He is typically a huge Journey fan. He generally stays out way too late, comes home at odd hours and turns on loud music and tries his best to let you know he's a badass who can still party his balls off!
Yo man, I tried to get some rest last night, but Party Balls got home at like 3am and started jamming out to Steve Perry!
by PB Dude! March 17, 2011
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balls naked

Really naked. Completely naked. With no clothes on. Not even Jewelry.
"I walked into the kitchen and found Hobe eating chinese peas with no clothes on. He wasn't even wearing a fig leaf! He was Balls Naked."
by JizzleDizzle September 22, 2005
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Shaved balls

balls that have tons of hair and needs some shaving. Reasons for shaving the balls are irritation, being able to looking prim and proper, and even feeling uncomfortable in difficult situations.
Sunish: I have Shaved balls.
Jake: I wish I could say the same, but I have no balls.
by Limpy Simpy January 16, 2008
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ninja balls

In reference to a ninja's testicles, or an adjective used to describe having ninja like testicles.
Joe: Man it took some ninja balls to wedgie that bouncer!

Dan: yeah, I know.
by neversweat May 24, 2006
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