jewface baby

jewface for the blueface

jewface baby

by bigg longg August 7, 2019

Protein Baby

A protein baby is when a gymrat overloads on a protein shake and as a result their stomach expands.

Kyle chugged a whole protein shake and now he’s got a protein baby!

by Rancid gym cunt September 29, 2021

baby culture

A term coined by Millennials to describe previous generation’s compulsion to have children, define themselves as parents and pressure others into having children.

“I picked up a magazine the other day and it had ‘Yummy Mummy’ plastered over every other page with pics of celebs and their children. I’m over people’s obsession with baby culture. Women are complete human beings, not potential mothers.”

by _M.L.K September 17, 2018

Shit baby

A Shit baby is a shit so large that it takes more than a couple flushes and maybe a plunger, usually taking up to an hour to birth. Be sure to watch out for any After-shit if you experience or enter a bathroom previously used to birth a Shit baby"

Kevin: "Ryan, why'd you take so long on the toilet?"
Ryan: "Sorry man, had to birth a Shit baby AND wipe up the After-shit."
Kevin: "Ew, Ryan, TMI."

by monkey with a type-writer June 5, 2018

acorn babies

When two midgets have a midget baby

This midget couple just gave birth to a couple of twin acorn babies

by Firewater82 September 14, 2016

Teeth babies

The leftover remnants of cum between your teeth after sucking someone off

"Did you see jessica's smile in that photo? She has Teeth babies."

"My girl gave me top last night and she woke up with Teeth babies"

by Napevation June 12, 2021

Food baby

When someone eats a large amount of food causing them to look pregnant

Aaron had just finished his 5 course meal At the hotel. He leaned back and belched loudly rubbing his food baby
Hey can I have another pizza? He asked the waiter next to him
stuffed

by ethansawsome2002 June 13, 2016