November 2: National Emily has to ask out Daniel Day

On this day, Emily has to ask out Daniel

Stella: Did you hear it was November 2nd?
Leah: OOHH that means Emily has to ask out Daniel!!

November 2: National Emily has to ask out Daniel Day

by allknowinglady November 1, 2021

Emily

I am Emily,

I got the crazy everybody wants.

I am kind sweet understanding wise a big dummy assface and with a heart bigger than my facehole

With some steely kahoonas and even more sarcasm than a monkey throwing his balls of shit at you.

You might love me but you will be amazed by how much I love!
I will help anyone, even if you refuse me help
I am a lover, a talented and blunt speciality of constructive criticism and an asshole two boots!

I am always ready to learn new things always willing to be a comical reminder that no one is perfect
I know how unique and wonderful I am
So many people love me so much in words

But beat me up degrade me and tell many heartbreaking lies about me
even so
I am humble and thankful!

lost in struggles, sad and confused! But no worries
I spread positivity because as a blinding light of faith; I am a burning mass of reality and unconditional love

I receive some cruel, unusual and ugly treatment that makes me want to disappear, supports no solid ground to place a foundation on for stability or support 🤬

I FEEL LOVED!
The absolutely amazing person I am is exactly who I was born to be!

I love everyone, I thank you all for the kind thoughts and compliments of wonderful intent and caring!
Always remember no one person can be the wonderful people we are as a whole community

Everyone is Beautiful

except for

the ways we take two faces off one holeass to call it a compliment

Emily, your an asshole! But what a sweet asshole you are! 🥴

by God-ass November 15, 2022

emily

the most stunning girl you will ever meet in your life. she is so pretty and funny and better than anyone else. she’s so humble to.

person 1- “hey! that’s emily over there she’s perfect”
emily-“i know right!!”
person 1-“ugh she’s so humble!!”

by gamegamegame August 23, 2020

Emilie

A girl who love to hang around older people, hangs with boys because they are “less dramatic”. But boy does she know her way around a group.

You gonna pull an Emilie with your new friends

by Joefresh October 22, 2020

Emily

shewbacca

Emily goes aararararrrara

by 7yegttfsy November 14, 2022

Emily

I want to marry you and have children with you you are being a fucking dumbass I love you you dumb bitch

Emily: I am a dumb bitch and I don’t have feelings
Random loser not worth mentioning: What the fuck bitch? I want to marry you and you need to have my fucking children I love you you are a fucking amazing fucking clown what the fuck is wrong with you I love you go fuck yourself

Emily: okay bro let’s do it sheesh what the fuck
Random loser not worth mentioning: okay so then will you marry me?
Emily: Yes
Random loser who’s finally worth mentioning: okay thank you I apologize for calling you a dumb bitch.

Emily: I know
Random loser: I know you know that I know that you know

Emily: I love you and I will marry you.

Random Winner: Looks like I always win on urban dictionary, if I don’t end up killing myself, this is a fucking go fuck yes
Emily: what?
Random dead guy: sorry I just killed myself
Emily: damn I suck a lot

His decimated corpse: I’m not your party favor anymore now that I’m fucking dead

Emily: sorry it is what it is
Dead guy: I hate everything

by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025

Emily

Emily is a girl with a great perspective. She sees the world in her own way, weather it is good or bad. Emily is the kindest, loyalest person you will ever meet. And if you know an Emily you are one of the luckest people to ever exist!!!! Emily is the ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD who would never walk away from a friend. Emily's are very independent.

Girl 1: Hey that is my best friend Emily!
Girl 2:Is she nice?
Girl 1:YEAH!!! I mean she is an Emily!

by [e-mail] March 31, 2020