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alpharole

To Alpharole is to basically show someone who's boss, but unlike the authority associated with an official job-title or rank, alpharole is the unofficial superiority witnessed more in places like prison or the military among inmates or grunts of seemingly the same rank. Whereas people might listen to a manager, guard or a lieutenant, they very well may make fun and mock them behind their back. An Alpharole is more of tribal type of assertion of power, when the authority is backed by fear or respect or both and not necessarily official.
The term may also apply to a lion and the tamer, or males of the same heard of animals.
You better start alpharolling your dog, lest he bites your ass one of those days.

I've spent two weeks in jail and the assholes there were constantly trying to alpharole me.

You see how Beth is always alpharolling her hubby. Kinda tells you who's got the balls in that marriage.
by CWO Tobie la Salle April 21, 2008
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alphacyberpal

A combination of the words alpha cyber and pal.

The most prominent & dominant person to leave messages or comments on a site for social networking such as facebook or myspace, within a recent time period, so as to create the illusion of a special bond or connection greater or above the other 'friends' on the same said page.

While this can be seen as an act of desperation or insecurity, it can also be seen as 'marking territory' to ward off other would-be suitors or potential relationships that go farther than the 'just friends' status.
I used to think there was a possible real life relationship with that totally hot russian girl I met on myspace, but then some lameass alphacyberpal of hers left about 15 'hi baby' and 'miss you xoxo' comments in a row and she deleted one of my comments! WTF!?
by d00db0x May 19, 2008
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Alhamza

Person 1; damn he looks like an alhamza
Person 2; totally a pussy boy
by Yoloistheanswertolife June 16, 2016
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Alhamd

The one who pretends that he love her gf but has an another crush and will marry her
He's such an alhamd
by Cr7shafu December 2, 2019
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the aloha

A sexual move where one person pleasures a female by stimulating the clitoris with a movement of the thumb, the vagina by movement of the knuckles of the first three fingers, and inserts the thumb into the anus. A tropical variant of the shocker which requires more lubricant. Named due to the shape the hand creates which is the "Shaka" or "Hang Loose" symbol.
The shocker didn't get her going; so, I switched to the aloha. She went nuts after that!

Man, that girl was a freak. She had me aloha-ing all night.
by Smokin Jay March 26, 2010
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alphamonkey

Someone so 1337 that everyone bows down to his greatness. He is generally considered a genius and respected by all. Things he doesnt like are emos, mushrooms and toast.

He pwnz all
Man1: Wow...im feeling sad today
Man2: Why?
Man1: Cause i dont pwn like an alphamonkey
Alphamonkey: DO NOT SAY MY NAME WITHOUT PERMISSION!!! *stabs both men in the throat and breaks their necks*
by Harry Mandog November 28, 2006
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The alphabet mafia

The coolest people to ever exist
John : hey their apart of the alphabet mafia there very cool everyone : I have skinned your family and ate their flesh
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