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Someone so 1337 that everyone bows down to his greatness. He is generally considered a genius and respected by all. Things he doesnt like are emos, mushrooms and toast.

He pwnz all
Man1: feeling sad today
Man2: Why?
Man1: Cause i dont pwn like an alphamonkey
Alphamonkey: DO NOT SAY MY NAME WITHOUT PERMISSION!!! *stabs both men in the throat and breaks their necks*
by Harry Mandog November 28, 2006
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