A virgin mobile or mobile virgin is an otherwise experienced girl or woman in there late twenties or older who prefers to act innocent as though she were a virgin. This person goes around to different boys or men in order to have sex acting as if she were innocent in order to get laid, when in fact they have monster body counts. She is usually asked to leave either before or after intercourse when the male in question determines if it is a person worthy of their time. This female usually bounces around between guys and has trouble finding a boyfriend or man to be loyal too because they are stuck acting as if they are in their late teens or early twenties when in fact they are considered to be old or are now insecure in their age. Typically a female who has yet to have had a child.
Adam: She's had 20 guys in three months, she's a virgin mobile.
Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.
Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.
by TheGenuineVirgin October 30, 2022
by raybeez August 04, 2022
A virgin attack is when you act like a weirdo or a loser simply because you don't have enough self control over your words.
Zignatious had a "virgin attack" when he got PBU'd as he got tackled by 5 people mid air as he made the catch.
by jeremytatum April 26, 2019
Verb
Past Tense: Virgined; past participle: Scratched
1. A past tense description of one who has lost their virginity.
2. A person who has been tainted and tattered by a poor experience.
Past Tense: Virgined; past participle: Scratched
1. A past tense description of one who has lost their virginity.
2. A person who has been tainted and tattered by a poor experience.
Hey did you know Jimmy was virgined the other day? Ya, he had to pay for it.
That dude got so virgined when he got hit by that truck, it was only his first time!
That dude got so virgined when he got hit by that truck, it was only his first time!
by CarloHernan September 18, 2020
by Latyena November 08, 2019
Someone who has never listened to Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of The Moon from beginning to end in one sitting.
by augoose January 30, 2018
Those dumb witted, slimy mother fuckers who like to put their crushes stupid name as a definition on Urban Dictionary and saying something "nice" and "thoughtful" such as, "Stacy is the best human being on this world, and is SO gorgeous and is the nicest, funniest girl you'll ever meet."
fucking heathens.
fucking heathens.
Dave: Yesterday I was on Urban Dictionary voting on some nice, actually unique definitions until I came across Dan's STUPID and WASTE OF SPACE definition about his crush.
Daniel: Doesn't he know that isn't unique in any sense? What a fucking Basic Virgin.
Daniel: Doesn't he know that isn't unique in any sense? What a fucking Basic Virgin.
by Xx_Titty__Milk_xX June 19, 2018