battery candy

Jolly Ranchers, as they be shaped like batteries.

Do you like battery candy?

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 30, 2023

practical candy

Candy that lasts too long to have munchies on like hard candy or chewing gum.

"Ah man! You bought practical candy! We can't eat that when we have munchies after smoking this weed!"

"Ah man! We only have practical candy for this 8 hour bus ride! This sucks!"

by Backpackingsmokers February 21, 2014

candy and raul

Best couple ever!!

Candy and Raul

by Lover05(; October 19, 2013

Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015

Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015

candy call

an ai prank call website that is the source of epic lulz.

he just sent a donald trump ai call using candycall.io. i fucking hate getting a candy call

by _plex March 11, 2024

Candy Dish

a candy dish is another way of saying "grandmothers' vagina"

"I wanna put my dick in yo grandmas candy dish"

by The Depressed Llama May 13, 2018